If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
so much tequila, so little girl.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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