big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I am available for nakedness
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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