I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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