What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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