we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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