about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
