Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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