I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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