i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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