You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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