sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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