Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
