apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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