it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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