And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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