New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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