ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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