Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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