they need to just BURY HIM!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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