I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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