I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Randomize
