you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Drunk is not a location!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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