so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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