do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think people are normalizing furries
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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