You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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