He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You can't motorboat a personality
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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