so explain again why im purple
no
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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