At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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