yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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