We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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