That's intense
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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