That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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