butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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