your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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