Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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