She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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