Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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