This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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