If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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