Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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