Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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