Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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