I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?