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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

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you're right.

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(414): so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment. (262): you're right. http://tfl.nu/ypcs

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(316): View more from Kansas

No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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(316): No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here. http://tfl.nu/05bz

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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.

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(305): I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry. http://tfl.nu/el5m

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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here

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(815): Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here http://tfl.nu/3q8i

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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.

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(850): You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line. http://tfl.nu/m4ec

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(518): View more from New York

As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.

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(518): As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon. http://tfl.nu/t4x8

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(310): View more from California

If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(310): If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is http://tfl.nu/w3co

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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups

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(724): I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups http://tfl.nu/pn1i

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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.

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(239): I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN. http://tfl.nu/tffx

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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.

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(310): My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick. http://tfl.nu/xvdr

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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?

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It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.

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(301): Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one? (1-301): It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem. http://tfl.nu/x27d

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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.

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(804): I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of. http://tfl.nu/8q9f

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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...

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(608): We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man... http://tfl.nu/qmi3

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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.

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(+35): I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting. http://tfl.nu/tgle

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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians

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(541): Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians http://tfl.nu/wfuy

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