why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.