the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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