if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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