we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
