Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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