i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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