he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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