youre lurking in front of me
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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