Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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