Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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