Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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