So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wanna passion pit in your ass
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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