we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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