Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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